Augusta Memorial Park
My parents received this in the mail:
"Conveniently PRE-PURCHASE Your Cemetery Space by Mail, Phone, In-Home, or On-Site --It's Your Choice! For even more information, simply return enclosed no-obligation reply card today.
Dear J,
Imagine a customized service, designed for purchasing cemetery space the way you want. Designed to effortlessly realize the emotional and financial benefits of pre-purchasing. Introducing "Convenient Pre-Purchase," Augusta's exclusive way to own cemetery space.
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Thank you USA, for making it possible to buy my own cemetery space even before I die. Except that, of course, we're all getting cremated.
Have a nice day.
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